Thursday, May 7, 2009

Chewing Noises...

Emma has developed an intolerance.  It is a CRAZY, neurotic, intolerance.  It is something that she will never be able to get away from, unless she moves up to a mountain somewhere and becomes some sort of weird hermit.  (a possibility at this point)  What is this intolerance, you may ask?  CHEWING NOISES.  Are you kidding me.  Everyone chews their food.  We have nice table manners at our house.  We eat with spoons and forks, no one eats with their mouth open or has overly horrid table mannerisms (except for maybe a certain someone who's name starts with E).  Suddenly, my oldest spawn can not stand the slightest sound of any mouth noise.  We must have the radio on during dinner to "soften the noise".  Ok, I am starting to think this is some kind of attention seeking behavior.  Or she needs some kind of psychotherapy?  Or we will need some sort of psychotherapy before she is done with puberty...

1 comment:

Jackie said...

Holy Cow, what is that all about? She is carrying this teen thing to the extreme. Love you hair, Kristi. Hope you had a good day off.
Love ya, Mom